The Angie Effect

You would think that the response to Angie's philanthropy would have people volunteering at children hospitals. Giving more to charities. I don't know, adopting homeless pets. Never would I have thought that it would lead to this: baby collecting.

I just watched that crazy lady's interview with Ann Curry. You know that lady who just had 8 million babies from a sperm donor? I (and the commentator on NBC) couldn't help noticing the similarities this lady had (or was trying to have) with Angelina Jolie. Seriously. From the dark flowing hair, puffy lips, to even the way she talks! Not to mention wearing black to her Dateline interview with Ann Curry. Impostor.

It's disgusting! When Curry asks her how an only child ends up with 14 children (also unemployed and single, I might add) she says,

“That was always a dream of mine, to have a large family, a huge family, and I just longed for certain connections and attachments with another person that I really lacked, I believe, growing up,” she replied.

Nice. Why can't you form connections and attachments with voices in your head, like a normal crazy person? I also had just finished watching an episode of Supernanny, where nanny Jo visits this uncontrollable family of 10 kids. The mother, unable to care for her 10 kids as it is, wanted 2 more, just to fulfill her "dream" of having a dozen kids. Why?? So you can cook eggs and never have two left over? Geez!

And what's with Madonna, Queen of everything trendy, adopting an African baby? Please. (The funniest part of it was, right after the dad found out Madonna was adopting his kid, he wanted it back. Lol.)


For the love of God, people, babies are not accessories you wear to make yourself look cute, philanthropic, or selfless. Nor should they be replacements for comfort food. Or prozac. And Angelina Jolie collects babies because she is equipped to provide for them and raise them. What happened to the good ole' days of carrying around a puppy in a purse?